Man's Happy Dance After Last Alimony Payment Is A Thing Of Beauty

What's a guy to do after he's made his very last alimony payment at the bank? If you're Memphis divorcé Ed Smith, you get down with your bad self and start break-dancing right there on the bank floor.

In a video that's drawn more than 416,000 views since it was posted late last month, the 52-year-old bursts out in song while waiting to pay off the very last of his $10,000 alimony obligation at a local Bank of America branch.

“Thank you, Jesus! I’m free at last, free at last!” Smith exclaims before his dancing begins. While his moonwalk technique may be questionable, his energy is totally infectious.

"Woo! I'm done," the giddy insurance agent shouts mid-dance. "I'm break-dancing, baby! $10,000. Michael Jackson! Woo!"

Smith, who posted the video to YouTube himself, told the New York Daily News he agreed to pay his ex-wife $825 a month for a year since she wasn't working when they split. They'd been together 12 years and had no children.

Smith said that working 60-hours a week to make those monthly installments was a "real struggle," but that ultimately, it taught him a lot about personal savings. He even called his ex-wife to thank her for teaching him the lessons.

"I said I know now that I can save $10,000 a year and maybe more," he said. "In this country we don't save our money. I should have been a millionaire by now and it's my fault."

Smith has a little ways to go until he's completely off the hook, though. According to the Daily News, he's still obligated to pay his ex-wife's utilities, phone and cable for another month and her car and insurance for another year.

Here's hoping his last obligated visit to the bank includes an equally hilarious song and dance.

Keep on keepin' on, Ed.

Source:- http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/12/alimony-dance_n_6146516.html

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Woman's Last Request For Her Husband Before She Signs The Divorce

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Screw Her In The Divorce

As ideal as it sounds to have a nice amicable divorce and play the gentlemanly role during the financial discussions of a shattered marriage, let’s be honest; the reality is usually anything but nice and friendly in these situations. Once you’ve accepted this — and recognized that your raging, lunatic, soon-to-be ex will come after you and try to hit you where it hurts — you need to learn how to step in time with the very same game that she’s playing, which means you must learn how to screw her in the divorce.

Be warned, however, that doing shady things that are borderline illegal during a divorce — like trying to hide your money in offshore accounts — are no good. Those funds will be found and you will not exactly earn the respect or gain credibility points with anyone involved, such as divorce lawyers, your ex-wife, mediators, judges, friends, and family.

Surprisingly, if you were blinded by love and didn’t draft a prenup, there are a variety of very ethical and sensible tactics that you can employ to protect your stash. And if you execute them correctly, you might actually come out on top in terms of cash and making her feel like she raked you over the coals in the divorce. If you’d like to take her to the cleaners, read on to learn how to screw her in the divorce.

Screw her with the house

Guys can be just as emotionally attached to a house as a woman. And while it may be a tough decision, you should let the house go. Women tend to be more emotional about a ”home” and are more greatly affected by the prospect of giving up the house; it’s a big deal in their minds. When you give up the home, you may be able to get additional financial concessions just because she wants it. More importantly, the courts treat the house as a number and it will be considered as such when the financial statements are prepared. If you have some equity built up in the house, half of that is yours and she may have to write you a check for that amount or offer concessions equivalent to that. If you have no equity in the house, what’s the worst thing that can happen? You get nothing, while she gets the house and a fat mortgage — that’s not a bad way to screw her in the divorce. Granted, you may not get anything extra, but at least you won’t be saddled with a hefty mortgage payment once the divorce is final.

Screw her out of your business

If you have your own business, you likely want to keep 100% of it. If you do not have your own business and always dreamed of starting one, divorce is a perfect time to start one as there are numerous and helpful tax benefits and savings that can be had — in addition to screwing her in the divroce. If you just hand over half of the business to your ex-wife, you could be on the hook for 50% of the profits for the life of the business, meaning that you're getting screwed in the divorce. Additionally, should you work to make the business valuable, your ex-wife, as 50% owner, gets to share in those profits and can be a meddlesome force in your business affairs.

We have two more ways to screw her in the divorce…

It might be painful, but find a way to retain 100% of the controlling interest of your company, even if it means coming up with some form of a cash payment or taking on some more of your shared debt as part of the divorce settlement. Your business, if it is your primary source of income, is your bread and butter. Furthermore, apart from just having her out of your life when it comes to this issue, only you will reap the rewards should your business take off. However, if a stipulation exists in your settlement that disclaims that her income will increase if your business’ revenues increase, there are options that allow you to live a better lifestyle than her — and that's truly a way to screw her in the divorce. You can stick it to her with legitimate business expenses, such as travel, entertainment and your car, that allow you to improve the quality of your life without improving hers thanks to your 100% stake in the company.

Screw her with the debt

Most of your shared assets are subject to a strict 50-50 rule in the majority of states. And debts are typically no different. If an agreement can not be made, the judge will basically split the debt equally between the two parties. Any liability account, such as a credit card balance or car payment, that has both of your names on it belongs to both parties, regardless of who caused the most damage. During the divorce proceedings, play this card to your advantage. It is certainly not suggested to go out and waste a bunch of money believing that she will have to foot half the bill; financial responsibility needs to be exercised and if your behavior appears to be a malicious attempt to steal from her, it will become an issue in the court. However, consider paying your attorney and your normal expenses with your shared credit cards. Odds are that she’s paying the attorney with shared funds and if you are using cash to pay your lawyer, you might get stuck with half of her bill in the end of the divorce. Do as we suggest and you’ll at least make it equal ground while you still get to screw her in the divorce. In the unlikely event that she was ”kind” enough to pay with cash borrowed from her parents, she’ll get hit with 50% of your legal fees.

Screw her with the cash

It is usually suggested to just split up any stocks or investments during a divorce. It is certainly easier. But before calling your broker to make the transfer, you should consider paying off your ex-wife with some cash, now. First, she may hate your stocks anyway, so she might be openly receptive to this idea. Stocks have historically outperformed cash in the bank by a long shot, which means that it’s in your best interest to part with some cash now. Sure, she might get a few bucks up front, but that will likely be spent before it has had time to mature. Furthermore, you may also be able to borrow against your stocks at a favorable interest rate to write the check to her for the cash amount. Margin debt can certainly be risky, but imagine being able to pay her with someone else’s money while you keep all of the better-performing assets. That sounds like a win for you, because securing your future wealth is definitely a way to screw her in the divorce.

sweet revenge

Divorce is never a pleasant thing. Despite its potential to be a new beginning, the procedures are never a fun experience. Do your best to be upfront with your financial situation and you should earn a lot of points and respect from your ex. Blatantly trying to cheat the system will only work against you. Strategically planning to ensure your financial security can be done legitimately, fairly and even give the appearance that you are getting the raw end of the deal. Screw her in the divorce, but keep your dignity intact.

Source:- http://uk.askmen.com/money/investing_150/194_investing.html

‘I Am Free Now’

The city stepped in to protect my kids and me.

Until a few years ago, I was living with a man who terrified me and our children with his jealousy and violence. I met him a few months after I came to the United States from Mexico, in May, 1992. The day after I arrived in this country I began to work in a clothing factory in New York City. There I met a man who I never imagined would become abusive.

I Felt So Helpless

Soon after meeting him I went to live with him. He prohibited me from everything. I couldn’t have friendships with anyone. I couldn’t linger at the store. I knew it wasn’t a good situation, but by then I was pregnant. When three months had passed, he began to beat me. I felt so helpless. At that time, my ignorance was so deep that I believed that I loved him and had to protect him.

Now I look back and feel guilty for having permitted the beatings by not leaving. I blame myself for being ignorant, for believing that he would change, for accepting him as my partner although he treated me badly. But in truth, it was not my fault he hit me. Many times we argued over our finances, because he didn’t like to work, although we soon had two children to support. When I worked, that bothered him a lot. On two occasions he grabbed me by the hair as I was leaving for work, and once he got in my face and told me, “I dare you to leave this house. If you do it, I am going to break your face.” “And why don’t you get out of bed and go find yourself a job?” I said. “It’s your responsibility as a father to go out and work.” “Who are you to tell me what to do?

Why do you want me out of here— so you can go out with other guys?” When I went to the check cashing place, he took the money right out of my hands. I’d say, “This money isn’t yours!” But he hit me when I tried to keep it from him. He’d say, “Shut your mouth. All you want to do is argue and argue about everything.”

Is Mediation A Waste Of Time....Or Not?

The Top Seven FAQ's On Mediation

    Either by court order or by agreement of the parties, you have mediation scheduled in your divorce case. You may groan and think this is yet another ploy by the attorneys to generate more fees. Not true. Mediation could very well be what settles your case and keeps you from spending a lot more money going to trial. Here are some answers to the most frequently asked questions about mediation.

1. What is mediation? Mediation is a way to resolve your dispute by way of a trained, neutral mediator whereby the mediator facilitates an agreement between the parties. 

2. How does it work?
Usually, you and your attorney are in one room and your spouse and his/her attorney are in another room and the mediator goes back and forth between the rooms with offers and counter offers to settle the case.

3. What credentials should a mediator have?
The mediator should be familiar with family law and the courts in your area so that he/she can provide both sides with a “reality check” as to the strengths and weaknesses of their cases. Many times if you’re dealing with a difficult party, that party will listen to the mediator because the mediator can confirm what their attorney has been advising all along. That can prove very helpful.  

4. Isn’t mediation a waste of time? 
Absolutely not. Statistically, 80 percent of all cases that go to mediation will settle, so the odds are in your favor that your case will be resolved. It’s worth it to try and the courts usually order it anyway. 

5. What are the costs for mediation?
Your mediation costs involve the cost of the mediator, which the parties will split, and attorney time to prepare for mediation and to attend mediation. This is money well spent if the parties want to settle. Sometimes, a party has no interest in settling for whatever reason and mediation is a waste of time. However, the vast majority of times the parties will negotiate in good faith and settle the case. You’d be surprised how a good mediator can get a difficult and stubborn party to meet half way. 

6. How can I help in the mediation process?
Preparation is the key to a good result. Never go into mediation unprepared. It will be a waste of time and money for everyone involved. Have all of your documents ready and be prepared to argue any legal issues with caselaw or statutes. Prepare a written settlement offer of what you want to settle the case. Always ask for more than what you would settle for with the intention of backing off that and meeting somewhere halfway.

7. What happens after we reach a mediation agreement?
Once you have reached an agreement, the mediator will put it in writing. This agreement is irrevocable and cannot be changed once you leave. It’s rare that you see a party get a “big win” in mediation. There’s a saying that if both parties walk away from mediation feeling like they got a bad deal, it was a successful mediation. Just keep in mind that you have to give a little to get a little. In the long run, you will have saved yourself money. That’s the beauty of negotiation.

Source:- http://www.divorce360.com/divorce-articles/law/mediation/is-mediation-a-waste-of-timeor-not.aspx?artid=690